Stan comes accross the woodland critters getting ready for Christmas, when they need the mountain lion killed so the saviour can be born, then Stan realizes that they serve the devil, and not the lord above. Now Stan and the mountain lions cubs have to save the day!

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall in “Cartman’s Incredible Gift.” After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of “licensed” psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

Paris Hilton comes to town to open her new store, when her dog shoots himself, and she seeks a new pet…Butters! The girls are now dressing like Paris and the town has become a whorehouse. Secret reappearances.

The boys start a school news show, while Craig creates a show about animal close ups and kills the boys’ ratings. The boys have to come up with new ideas in order to save their show and gain more ratings.

The feared Trent Boyett is being released from juvinile hall, and has a grudge against the boys and Butters. They journey the town looking for protection from the meaning, badest kid in town.

A Wallmart super centre comes to South Park and the towns people become addicted to the one stop shopping, the Wallmart takes over, it is unstopable. The Boys head to the corporate headquarters to try and figure out a way to stop the Wallmart.

PETA comes to town and forces the school to change their mascot, an election takes place for the new mascot. Stan refuses to vote and is kicked banished from the town, and ends up in the PETA camp where the members are dating the animals.

Michael Jack…Jefferson moves to South Park, he makes friends with the boys, and cartman thinks he’s the best thing ever, however Stan and Kyle realise how much of a freak he is, especially when he dangled his kid Blanket out the window, now they have to get Blanket away from Michael Jackson, but oh no…He’s literally falling apart!

Through some sort of Terminator styled space portal, humans from the future are coming into South Park and taking all the Jobs. It is up to the town to fix the problem, and put the future back in it’s place.

The boys are just playing around when some kids from another City serve them, the whole town goes into a craze as the boys got served, now there is a competition in place, since the boys served back and IT’S ON.