Butters is sure hes seen a Vampire at school but he cant get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids cant tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are.

A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all best are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t fight a boy and win.

Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.