In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future — and now he’s stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time?

Cartman*s plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can*t be bothered with what*s going on in class. He*s busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.

Satan is throwing the world’s biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can’t plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.

Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.”

The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history..

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He’s got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he’s still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he’s about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He’s determined to show his kids what it’s like to be a winner!

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

When Cartman’s mom realizes she can’t control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The “Dog Whisperer” may have what it takes but Eric Cartman’s not going down without a fight.

The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he’s caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie’s old habits start to look might appealing.